Following an uncharacteristic dip into the wallet, Darren recently succumbed to a sale over at the on-line manufacturer come retailer
On One. The bargain-tastic rig was a snip and has many a hardcore "steel is real" following.
...posted on behalf of Darren...My bike arrived today, despite warnings of delays due to staff shortages the peeps got is dispatched promptly.
I threw all the instructions away as us men are meant to do, and fetched me hammer. Before very long, two cups of tea, the bike was out of the box and I was already swearing at the fact that there are no instructions without bean stains on them.
Tell me why on the picture the in-bred man is facing forward on the official pictures yet is backwards on my bike?
To set the sag, I've taken the precaution of not weighing myself but simply guessed my weight in the 150-175lbs category and whilst it's a bit bouncy I feel good at having fitted into a weight category that I haven't seen since the second year juniors !
I have only one complaint which I will be taking up with
Planet X and that is the plastic bag in which they supplied a broken bottle of touch up paint which had a small rip in it. So when William (small ankle biter) sat in the box to test drive his new space ship he came out blue'r than he went in :-O
I've put the bike through it's paces and ridden hard around the close and I would have done more but my slipper fell off, a car came and ran over it ;-)
I'm looking forward to going out and giving it a proper go, roll on Sheffield !
The picture is testimony that I knew which wheel was which and that the one with the silver spikes goes at the back.
So who’s up for Thetford on Sunday 28th Jan?
Get there/start time 10-10:30
There are a couple of short loops with some fun sections, even though it is flat! Thought we could do the red (not sure if the red is the same as the dusk til dawn) and black;
Dusk 'Til Dawn route ? 9.2 miles
http://www.thetfordmtbracing.com/d2dcoursemap.html
Lunch
Black 10.8 miles
http://www.bike-art.com/trails.asp
Directions on how to get there on the same page;
http://www.bike-art.com/findingUs.html
There is a small charge for parking, but they provide you with a couple of local maps and the trails are way marked.
So far looks like some of the FNC boys + Uphilla (and nephew).
PS Farqui is not allowed to do Thetford if he is doing 7 Stanes! J (I’ll look forward to the abuse Monday for that comment)
Why ? In their annual awards, the
IMBA has once again acknowledged the Scottish trails. This time as "Global Superstars", awarding 'em
A+. The Scot's also beat Wales in last years awards and as we all love Afan, etc it seems logical that we ought to experiment with some north of the border action.
Where ? Scottish borders, north west of
Carlisle. There are 5 juicy trail centres, with their own mix of trails, that are less than 60 miles apart (Newton Stewart -> Thornhill). Compared to 155 miles between Afan in south Wales and Betws-y-Coed in the north. Details of the 7 "stones" trail centres can be found at the
Scottish Forestry Commission website.
When ? Weekend of May 11th thru 14th, although you may attend on any day ;-) I figure that another long wkend (Friday through Monday) is best for most considering the "slightly" long travel times/distance - for some of us at least. Chipmunk & I intend to be in the area for a week, now Friday to Friday (not Weds-Weds as initially plan'd due to accom restrictions). As for the travel, it ain't as bad as some might think as it's mostly autobahn- here's some comparison mileages for's ya;
- Dalbeattie; is 316 miles from Westoning, or 202 miles, Westoning -> Afan
- Dalbeattie; is 227 miles from Mansfield , or 204 miles, Mansfield -> Afan
Who ? If you'd like to ride such legends as "The Slab", "Spooky Wood", "Jabberwocky" or "Britney Spears" :-O then feel free to join us. Clicky
here for a list of who's game for some quality northern exposure (accommodation and provisional ride list to follow).
Waymarks ? At the moment we're truly spoilt for a choice of routes as each centre has numerous listed. I'm not proposing to take in every trail at every centre (that'd be madness) probably choosing from the 5 most eastern venues. Unlike Wales, these routes all appear to have decent grading system akin to skiing (pic), so it
should be fairly easy to decide what to ride. Whilst I dig up more trail info, have a butchers at some fab
vids, checkout Categories, Scotland (in the sidebar) and hear what "Toons" (our local rep) has recently commented;
I’ve ridden the following 7 Stanes;- Glentress Black - first one I ever did and was blown away, very good
- AE Red - I loved AE, big berms, table tops, has long sections of fire road but the end is quality
- Mabie Red - its ok, short and not that much fun
- Dalbeattie Red - it’s getting better all the time and it’s got some fun sections
- Kirroughtree Red\Black - this has to be the best man made trail in the UK with loads and loads of single track that just keeps on going. bloody brilliant
- Newcastleton Red - not very long and probs only worth it, if you’re in the area\passing
Toons also has details and rides of these northern trails listed over at his
blog.
SheCycles has just published a list of additions/amendments to all the 7 Stanes trails and also provides an insight to each.
It looks like they've been busy oop north. You'll find the official FC trail work list
here.
Who's game ? At the moment we have; Baggy, Darren, DDave, Farq's, Rob, Roger, Toons and Uphilla. Chipmunk will also be around and we'll most likely ride a few of the tamer trails before/after the main bulk of the posse pass thru...I don't want to scare my honey with all your pant'in & grunt'in !
As one year rolls out another rolls in and we've been turning the knobblies to celebrate. Oh and we're also trying to undo the Xmas excess acquired all too easily with great friends over good food and copious drinks.
Chipmunk has been keen to crank out a few more miles on her new rig and her confidence is building puddle after puddle. So much so that she very nearly ran over me as I pulled over to wait for her to negotiate a particularly dodgy looking pool. Only to look back and find her head down, ploughing on through before yelling "don't stop now"!
On New Years day I ventured out solo and figured I'd explore the of north MK as I'd not been up there for a while. As I cleared the metropolis I had a good view from the grand union over the flood plains below to see that the river was brimming. Swooping back from Castlethorpe has you running parallel with the railway and my track had turned into a sluggish silvery river rather than a fast gravel descent.



Hacking back under one of Isambard Brunel's bridges I was confronted with a *ahem* slightly flooded underpass that I figured "didn't look too deep" *big mistake*. Into the murky waters I cranked, getting slower and slower as the level rose higher and higher until... I STALLED ! Fortunately I didn't choose this moment to lie down but the water was easily over my now oh so chilly knees. My tootsies were soon so cold and gawd damn wet that I had to remove my booties and wring out my footwear once clear of the torrent.


Other than the high water, the weather was fine and it was good to see plenty of peeps out and about either walking their pooches or grumbling at their ankle biters who were trying to enjoy a new rig recently delivered by the guy in the red jacket.
The final memory from the first ride of the year was the sight of a frisky Jack Russell humping a mooring line. What a guy...
As another year passes and New Year resolutions are sketched out, I'm always drawn to ponder the up and downs of the past 12 months...
- tweaked a little
- fab wkends in Wales (CyB, Afan) - with great company !
- learnt there's more to Cannock than just "FtD"
- exposed to the Peaks - thanx John
- tried new boots
- UGI struck... more than once !
- I finally won something
- biggest stack - no cuts this time ;)
- broke stuff
- "boutique" arrival - phaw
- blogs 1st birthday - excess of 1k hits pcm, thanx mom !
- 44wks commuting
- met new pals (eek, aah, eh, with not a poser in sight)
- rode with plenty a'good mates
Although my riding has improved (a bit) it's easy to overstep my
*ahem* "talents". As there's still room for improvement, '07 will see a few new targets set...hopefully I'll achieve 'em this time !

Here's wishing you all the very best for the year ahead and may all your knobblies roll with good fortune :D

So I've been riding here quite a bit recently, the 4x track is simply awesome, and the dual course, the northshore, the drops, and the odd rooty run make it a real fun day out for your resident nut-bar.
We spent most of our day on the 4x track, and I'm happy to say after a brief time of loosing confidence, I've definatley got it back, winning 3 of the races!
Had an interesting time on the rooty bits too with my Larson 2.00 XC tyres...
Hit a good few drops too and got Lewis' fear of drops conquered.... Roll on the Knobblies fellas...
Merry Christmas Everyone and A Happy New Year!!!
A few minutes ago I migrated the blog over to the latest version of the hosting software that Blogger have been developing since the summer, still called Blogger Beta (it's no longer beta btw).
The good news is that;
- the blog looks the same :huh
- most of the blog "functions" still work (I'll fix hide/reveal Comments, emoticons asap)
- our Posts & Comments are intact
- creating Posts/Comments is the same
- it's faster :D
The slight downside is that you'll have a little messing around to do the next time you Post or Comment :( Your current Blogger login is no longer valid for the migrated Knobblies and you'll need a Gmail.com login and a re-issued invite t'blog. Let me have your Gmail addy's and I'll send ya's another blog invite. If you don't already have a Google mail account, let me know and I'll send you a Gmail link.
The new s/ware allows us to use our old layout (phew) but at some point in the future I might transfer the template over to the new widget style. But this'll need some deeper investigation before I'm convinced to "take the plunge".
Posse, I'm starting to pull together an '07 ride calendar and would appreciate your input on where / when to ride.
In casual conversation, peeps have thus far mentioned;

- 7Stanes - spring
- Betws-y-Coed / Penmachno
- Afan / Brechfa / CwmCarn
- Cannock
- Chilterns
- Peak District
- Thetford - spring
- Ridgeway - May-ish
Does anywhere else spring to mind ?
The thought of ravenous Scottish midges isn't appealing so I suggest that we try and hit the borders in the spring, we'll just have to wrap up :p